I need to stop the long breaks between each Blog post but i have been a busy bee juggling early Christmas shopping, a social life, college and work! This post is all about the one and only Beyonce. I think people think I am majorly insane when it comes to my obsession.
Every women wants to be her. Men want to be with her. Full of Strong female morals, dance moves, ghetto ways and her breath taking beauty. I personally think we were separated at birth but don't tell my mum.
She is possibly the most inspirational person in the world to me and so many others. Although there are 7 Billion people in this world, I know she senses my existence from miles away. We have a connection of curly hair, dancing wildly and independent girl power.
What would Beyonce do?
I have come up with a series of problems that will help out so many women, simply the solution to all your problems is what would Beyonce do? I have put myself in her shoes, like i do 24/7 (cue embarrassment) Enjoy!
Men
1. You have just broken up with your long term boyfriend and you feel lost without him in your life, what do I do?
Beyonce's answer: Gurrrrrl all the single ladies put yo' hands up! Hes clearly not yo Jay-Z he needs to get his ass into gear and realise how booty shaking brilliant ya'll are. Dont ever let a man define who you are. Stand up for who yo' are. Your time will come. Turned out to be the best he never had.
2. Sleeping next to my boyfriend is a nightmare. He constantly takes the covers and snores, i dont get a wink of sleep, what do I do?
Beyonce's answer: Dont choo be having yourself stuck in this situation, baby girl leave the bags to those shopping trips. Such a huge ego, we love his big ego but ain't nobody having the warmth taken from under yo' feet. Bring a spare blanket for him and let the queen have the duvet, also take ear plugs wit yo or listen to my sweet sweet music and have sweet dreams. Stay crazy in love kids.
Friendship
3. My friend wants me to wear Lavender as a bridesmaid for her wedding but i hate the colour as it washes me out, what do I do?
Beyonce's answer: No, No, No. Its yo home girls special day. Work it like I do and don't become a broken hearted girl over it. Diva it out and customise yourself with big hair or add a bit of bling around your neck. Party down that aisle and put her love on top and have yourself an emotionally day.
4. My friend has been talking behind my back and I don't know whether i can trust her. What do I do?
Beyonce's answer: Don't be ashamed to say that she hurt you. You cant press rewind. Confront her and give her a lecture on girl power and independent women sticking together. Let her tell her side of the story and this could all be mixed up sweet-cheeks. Me and Kelly Rowland have had our ups and downs but yo girls will always be yo girls. Everyone deserves a second chance yo.
Lifestyle
5. I feel like the fat one out of all my friends, and I want to diet but I don't think it will make me happy. What do i do?
Beyonce's answer: Embrace yo flaws and all. That's why people love ya'll. You may have a lil more junk in the trunk but everyone loves you for your thighs and ass gurl. We all doubt yourself when eating KFC but you be true to who yo are. Don't change for no-one. That's why women are beautiful. The Twiglets might not have fun by dieting but us chicken lickin girls know how to partay.
6. I am skint and I cant afford to have fun anymore, give me some tips to have fun on a budget Bey.
Beyonce's answer: I never used to have two dimes to put together. Gurl have yourself a karaoke evening wit yo girls at yo place or have yourself a dinner party on a budget. You don't need to spend dough to have fun. Its the simple things like dancing to Mariah Carey and making cupcakes and spending time with yo nearest and dearest that keep you sweet.
Lots of love,
Amelia
xoxo
